notquitephil:

invertedgender:

calling a man a “pig” is literally dehumanising how do some people not think there’s anything wrong with that how

Because chicks, fillies, birds and bitches never get dehumanised. Those vixens always get away with this kind of shit. Especially the heifers, they’re the worst. What cows.

(Source: toxicnebulae)

cyberdisgusting:

dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between

xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

(Source: asscrab)

antiteen:

The teacher said ‘hit the lights’ and this kid punched the light switch and broke it